Blabbable Secrets

why do i never have any food. blegh.

What a lovely update for your facebook account. Why don’t you go ahead and make everyone believe that you are starving to death at school so they will feel sorry for you?

The best part of the entire thread is when her boyfriend’s mom says:

There’s always food at my house…

She is the biggest enabler on the face of the planet! This is the same mother that thinks it’s ok to allow her son to have a car when she knows full well he is drinking and driving with it.

You don’t have food because you don’t come home to eat with your family.
You don’t have food because you got fired from job #3.
You don’t have food because you don’t grocery shop like a responsible person.
You don’t have food because every time we offer to take you grocery shopping you tell us you have everything under control.

We used to give her grocery store cards to use for grocery shopping but she chose to have somebody over the age of 21 use the cards to purchase alcohol instead.

You don’t have food because you are too busy partying.
You don’t have food because you wasted what money you did have have eating out.
You don’t have food because you don’t make having food in your dorm a priority.

She got in trouble at her dorm room because she was bringing the party back to her room. She was stocking her fridge full of booze and partying her ass off with her friends.

She’s been in trouble so much that they have had several meetings and have warned her over and over again that she would get kicked out if she continued this behavior.

What ever happened to Zero Tolerance? Why is she getting away with this crap?

You don’t have food because you were busy spending your money on lingerie.

She had overdraft after overdraft, fee after fee, because she was spending cash that she doen’t have on lingerie. Not Food but on LINGERIE.

You don’t have food because you never come home to eat with us any more.
You don’t have food because you don’t want to have food.
You don’t have food because it was your choice not to have food.
You don’t have food because you think it will just appear out of thin air.
You don’t have food because alcohol is more important.
You don’t have food because cigarettes are more important.
You don’t have food because marijuana is more important.
You don’t have food because YOU DON’T – IT WAS YOUR DECISION – YOUR CHOICE.

This is what her status update said before this latest one:

outback tonight yummy!!

Stop eating at Outback Steakhouse and you might have some food!